OpenGL compatibility problem

Why OpenGL stop working when I dip my computer in coffee?

Because coffee is black, and modulating anything on black still makes it black.

It would be great if it was happened only with coffee. Also it happens with milk and coffee with milk, and tea, coca-cola. And these drinks isn`t black. Help me somebody.

Probably OpenGL needs in a lot amount of energy. Try to put your system into oven. Also you should install toilet into your system. It`s smell may improve performance of your system.

I vote this thread is moved to the “Suggestions for next release” forum.

I say we move it do /dev/null instead.