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C++
05-09-2003, 06:15 AM
Why OpenGL stop working when I dip my computer in coffee?

jwatte
05-09-2003, 07:12 AM
Because coffee is black, and modulating anything on black still makes it black.

C++
05-09-2003, 07:43 AM
It would be great if it was happened only with coffee. Also it happens with milk and coffee with milk, and tea, coca-cola. And these drinks isn`t black. Help me somebody.

GPU
05-09-2003, 07:48 AM
Probably OpenGL needs in a lot amount of energy. Try to put your system into oven. Also you should install toilet into your system. It`s smell may improve performance of your system.

Adrian67
05-10-2003, 10:56 AM
I vote this thread is moved to the "Suggestions for next release" forum.

Bob
05-10-2003, 12:18 PM
I say we move it do /dev/null instead.